Iran: Rumours and intrigue continued overnight – the Regime’s propaganda machine has been working overtime it seems – including an offensive racial slur against Obama. And Mehdi Karroubi’s party issued a clear signal yesterday that the fight goes on.
We have our morning report on the live weblog, which appeared initially to quote Karroubi’s son Hossein endorsing Ahmadinejad as Iran’s President ,and then our afternoon snap analysis reconsidering the manoeuvres. But all of this is superseded tonight by an EA special analysis: we think Karroubi has chosen to take on “Mr Khameini” and Ahmadinejad, “the head of the government of the regime”.
USA: EA Correspondent John Matlin gives a tongue in cheek analysis, explaining US politics and Obama’s downfall to Marty the Martian.
Israel: Following yet more reports about Hezbullah’s long-range missile plans in Lebanon and the Bekaa Valley, Israel’s Yossi Peled has said another war with the terrorist group was inevitable.
On the Palestinian issue, Israel’s Udi Dekel, who headed the negotiating team during the Ehud Olmert Government, has said he doesn’t believe there is any possibility of an agreement with the Palestinians on all the issues: “especially on the problematic core issues”.
However, on a much more positive note, speaking in Tel Aviv on Sunday morning, after meetings held between Israeli and American representatives on Saturday night, PM Netanyahu said “new and interesting ideas” were raised for the resumption of peace talks with the Palestinians. However, he offered no details.
Iran: On the holy day of Ashura, coinciding with the 7th day of mourning for Ayatollah Montazeri, thousands of protesters are on the streets of Tehran and other cities throughout Iran. Amidst clashes with security forces, five demonstrators have been killed.
After EA’s super-spies hacked into President Ahmadinejad’s G-mail account, we took our investigation a bit further. If you look carefully, you will see a message from President Barack Obama at 9.36 am, “Stop sending me this s***! We are not friends. It is not “LOL” yo…”
So what was Obama referring to? Our intrepid investigators trotted the globe, or at least checked out a couple of dubious Internet links, and reached back 15 years….
Here is the picture from a Harvard University conference on civil and transport engineering in 1994. At that time, Obama was teaching constitutional law at Harvard while Ahmadinejad was a Visiting Scholar in Rhetoric and Global Ethics.
A friendship started at the canteen of the Harvard Law School but now apparently broken. No wonder, as our source from President Ahmadinejad’s local fitness centre has confirmed, that Mahmoud has been working out his disappointment on the treadmill (apparently to the music of a Miss Miley Cyrus).
For the holidays, a bonus flashback — we first posted this on 30 September:
Don’t ask how Enduring America’s super-spies got access to this (OK, OK, we met Mahmoud in a Starbucks in New York last week — he was a bit down because Jennifer Aniston wouldn’t have dinner with him, so we bought him a large vanilla latte and things proceeded from there). We think it shows that the little man isn’t just a megalomaniac with a dubious line on the Holocaust, but a fella with interests (who can resist E-Bay?) like you and me.
Warning: some of Mahmoud’s e-mail can be Adults Only in its language. And you might need a big screen to make out all the traffic.
Alongside the most important encyclopedia ever, Conservapedia(“The [Non-Liberal] Truth Shall Set You Free”), we have carefully tracked the dangers of secret Muslim infiltration of the non-Muslim United States through the 44th President, Barack Hussein Obama. We have documented the “evidence” of Conservapedia and other intrepid websites, covered the scandal of Obama’s bow to the Saudi King (and to a small child, who may or may not be Muslim) and we have examined the evidence of a YouTube investigator that Obama Is Osama.
Enduring America regrets that it has to bring the sad news that the US President has once more bowed down to a foreign, unelected ruler.
Readers may recall that, when Obama lowered himself in a meeting with King Abdullah of Saudi Arabia earlier this year, our favourite on-line encyclopedia of eternal truth (and no liberal lies), Conservapedia, were a bit slow off the mark to portray Obama as a “secret Muslim”.
Yes! Conservapedia made amends for their past delinquency, calling Obama’s gesture a “bowfest” and posting a YouTube video showing that he “bobbed his head like a pigeon!”:
Kudos to the right-wing defenders of all things encyclopedic if sad news, indeed, to see such abasement of the Leader of the Free World.
To ease our disappointment at the non-appearance of President Ahmadinejad’s Saturday night speech, cancelled so he could go to Turkey in his role of Leader of the Islamic World, we return to the national address that ensured his victory in the 12 June Presidential election.
Iran: Rumours and intrigue continued overnight – the Regime’s propaganda machine has been working overtime it seems – including an offensive racial slur against Obama. And Mehdi Karroubi’s party issued a clear signal yesterday that the fight goes on.
Another one for our Sunday Funnies section….
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