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Sunday
Dec062009

Enduring America's Very First Weekend Caption Contest


As a little light relief this weekend we're inaugurating our first ever Enduring America Caption Contest. The rules are simple: leave your caption(s) in the comments and the one we like best will win a fabulous prize our undying admiration.


Thanks to Catherine for suggesting the original image.


UPDATE: due to a great response and in honour of Azar 16 we're extending the contest through today, before putting it to a vote Tuesday and announcing a winner Wednesday.



[photo via Radio Free Europe/Radio Liberty]

Reader Comments (50)

jlbtwee and ken mac, I haven't laughed so much in a long while!

December 5, 2009 | Unregistered Commentermahasti

Whaddaya mean, tunnel vision? Where's that?

December 5, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterObserver

Protesters, stop it already. You're giving me a headache this big.

December 5, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterJoe

It was an honor to let the Supreme Leader use my right hand for cleaning himself! I just wish he wouldn't shove it up that far!

December 5, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterHamid

My fingers on both hands want to make a V sign .. I am a green - or is that a Vulcan? Ooops, better not say that out loud had I?!

December 5, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterTricia Sutherland

Hey you Green, you finally make me eat a crow this big

Or

Hey you Green, you have shoved a baton this big up my A**

December 5, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterMegan

I thought there were no gays in Iran... until I saw Khamenei's johnson. It was this big.

December 5, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterAnhtony

We are this close to taking the Revolution back to the glory of its early days. Thanks greenies, could not have done it without you.

December 5, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterSamuel

"So my wife asked me, 'Mahmoud when do you stop doing bad things to our own people?' I said when everybody is as crushed as my mother-in-law...

December 5, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterR-justus

My votes: 1) jlbtwee and 2) hamid.. lol!

December 5, 2009 | Unregistered Commenterparvati_roma

my vote : bigwinman, number 5

December 5, 2009 | Unregistered Commenterange paris

My vote Hamid @ No 29 - looooooooool that really made me lol :D

December 6, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterTricia Sutherland

I saw the hidden imam, he was this big.
No wonder he could stay hidden so long.
When he saw me, he ran away and hid again!

December 6, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterNicholbrummer

صبح امروز محمود احمدی نژاد در یک کنفرانس خبری اعلام کرد كه به خاطر تلاشهای صلح جویانه اش در راستای حذف اسراییل از نقشه جهان، انکار هولوکاست و همچنین سرکوب و کشتار ملاطفت آمیز مخالفان تقلب در انتخابات اخیر ایران ، بنیاد صلح نوبل در اقدامی نادر ، دومین جایزه جایزه صلح نوبل امسال را به ایشان اهدا کرد. وی در حالی كه اصل جایزه خود را به خبر نگاران نشان میداد افزود: متاسفانه به علت سهل انگاری بنیاد نوبل تاریخی كه بر روی جایزه هک شده است اشتباها به جای ۲۰۰۹ ، سال ۲۰۰۳ بر روی آن هک شده است. وی در جواب یک خبر نگار كه چرا بر روی جایزه به جای نام محمود احمدی نژاد، نام شیرین عبادی آمده است گفت به علت شیرینی لبخند من و همچنین عبادت های بسیارم ، مرا در خانه شیرین عبادی مینامند، كه مدارکش هم موجود است و میتوانم به شما نشان بدهم. بنیاد نوبل هم در این راستا اعلام کرد: ما دیگه رسما کم آوردیم

Credit to http://rahafree.blogspot.com/2009/11/blog-post_27.html

December 6, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterSue

Yes, I raise my arms, but it's SEPAH pulling my strings.

December 6, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterGloumdalclitch

Ok Basijis, one more time. To clap, bring your hands together like this.

December 6, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterZZT

The size of my jail cell will be this big.

December 6, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterCyaxares

Nicolebrummer: great... lol I'm laughing so hard it hurts!

December 6, 2009 | Unregistered Commenterparvati_roma

It wasn't me, it was my hand. It was my sleeve's fault!

December 6, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterParsi

"This is the SIZE requirment for new Basiji recruits. This is being done so the Greenies will feel the full effect the of the Basiji's LOVE for them in Evin Prison. It is our ardent hope the people will trully understand our love for them through this nobel edict! In addition, free lubricant will be handed out to all along with another sack of potatoes."

Sorry to those in who may think this is disrespectful of those oppressed in Iran--the disrespect is meant entirely for the coup regime.

December 7, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterBill Davit

Wait a minute I thought he earlier said it was this big:

http://enduringamerica.com/2009/12/05/the-latest-from-iran-5-november-fun-with-the-regime/

My god how on the earth can we ever trust this guy?

December 7, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterBill Davit

The rules are simple: Forget that Mike Dunn guy and his undying admiration, leave your caption(s) in the comments and the one Ahmadinejad likes best will win a fabulous prize, 10 years in Evin and something this big from his best friend Mr Peach.

December 7, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterSue

UPDATE: due to a great response and in honour of Azar 16 we're extending the contest through today, before putting it to a vote Tuesday and announcing a winner Wednesday.

December 7, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterMike Dunn

"And it's goood!! The IRGC scores a touchdown with QB Khamenei lobbing a 63-yard hail mary. But he got tackled hard on the play..."

December 9, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterArtin

Nicholbrummer very funny !

December 10, 2009 | Unregistered Commenterange paris

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