Iran Breaking: The Space Monkey Could Be A Nuclear Warhead
Space Monkey or Nuclear Warhead?
Earlier today we posted a note that Iran has launched its first satellite carrying a live monkey. We did not post it as a separate feature because, frankly, we had been hearing stories of a Space Monkey Flight from Tehran for almost two years. So while we were relieved that it finally happened --- and, more importantly, hoping that the Space Monkey made it back to earth --- we were ready to move on.
What could possibly stir our excitement? What could turn mild interest into Very Important Headline News?
Step up, Reuters....