Why We Love Conservapedia: How Can There Be Non-Conservatives?

Our favourite on-line encyclopedia, still reeling in disbelief at the election of Barack Obama ("an apparent Muslim, Obama could use the Koran when he is sworn into office"), has started a special section, "Why Do Non-Conservatives Exist?" Answers include the contribution of Conservapedia founder and son of the legendary feminist-basher Phyllis Schlafly, Andrew Schlafly, "Self-destructive or contrarian behavior; some choose to do what is irrational."

So far there are 18 reasons, but I'm certain Enduring America readers can make valuable additions to the list. (Indeed, I took the liberty of slipping in my own contribution, which sparked an inadvertently comic discussion amongst the Conservapedia moderators.)



Conservative principles are based on reason. So why do non-conservatives still exist? Here are some reasons:

1. They made up their mind before hearing conservative principles, and will not reconsider their views.


2. They have something criticized by conservatives in their personal background, and feel compelled to defend it rather than let it go.


3. They pride themselves on doing well in school or reading the newspaper, can't accept that what they were taught was incorrect or biased.


4. They have liberal friends, and want their approval or acceptance.


5. Their job and salary, such as working for public schools, depends on keeping conservatives out of power.


6. They knew a conservative whom they dislike for some random reason.


7. They have trouble understanding some of the slightly abstract concepts in conservatism, such as "more guns, less crime," and "less taxes, more revenue."


8. They are more comfortable discussing simple issues like race and poverty than complex issues like globalism.


9. Media bias acts to caricature conservatism, making it seem unpalatable, conditioning people to reject its teachings.


10. Schools reward politically correct, liberal answers on tests.


11. Unthinking rebellion against conservative parents.


12. Impressionable individuals buying into Bush derangement syndrome, and reacting with emotion rather than reason.


13. A desire for large government inculcated by personal weakness and reluctance to take personal responsibility.


14. A disproportionate focus on biblical passages that appear to support liberal positions, eg the adulteress story, the disciples holding everything in common, etc.


15. An admiration for historical figures whom liberals claim were liberals.


16. Self-destructive or contrarian behavior; some choose to do what is irrational.


17. Mind-altering drugs.


18. Charismatic leaders trading on image, rather than experience, can dupe the unsuspecting.

Comments

[Dave]

"An admiration for historical figures whom liberals claim were liberals."

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This is true. Nietzsche, who was

A) NOT an atheist.

B) highly critical of cultural relativity, even though he was a cultural relativist himself. And the man died without finding any satisfactory resolution.

[Dave]

19. They use Michael Stivic as a role model.
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=EpknHtIKBrk