Iraq and Shoes: The Worst One-Liners (So Far)

Runner-up: The headline of The Times  as Dana Perino, the White Press Secretary, appears before reporters sporting a black-eye suffered when she was hit by a microphone during the post-shoe turmoil:

White House spokeswoman Dana Perino shows off 'shoe-venir'

Winner: George Bush, setting out the official version of incident to journalists:

I didn't know what the guy said, but I saw his sole.