Holiday Greetings: Up Against the Wall, Redneck Mother

Quite a few readers have asked what it's like to be spending the holidays back in Georgia in the American South. You know, a place where we don't call it the American Civil War but The War of Northern Aggression or The Sacred Defense Against the Yankee Invader.

I wasn't sure how to answer, then I got this inspiration listening to my favourite station, Outlaw Radio:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YcBOcwgb4OA[/youtube]