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Saturday
Dec202008

Why We Love Conservapedia: Converting Liberals Through Death

Our favourite on-line encyclopedia continues to give us joy with its detailed examination of "Why Do Non-Conservatives Exist?"

The Conservapedia team has now added the scientific study "What Triggers Reconsideration of Liberal Beliefs?" Not quite sure of the methodology, apart from "making up a lot of numbers", but apparently 15% find the conservative light with the "loss of a loved one that resulted from accepting or promoting liberal values, as in losing a loved one to crime caused by pornography, drug addiction, gambling, etc."



Those dramatic findings in full:



  • 25%: raising or teaching children, and realizing how destructive liberal values are to many of them

  • 20%: a religious conversion followed by taking the Bible to heart

  • 15%: a loss of a loved one that resulted from accepting or promoting liberal values, as in losing a loved one to crime caused by pornography, drug addiction, gambling, etc.

  • 10%: a new friendship with someone who is conservative, and realizing how much good flows from the conservative values[1]

  • 10%: simply by maturing and seeing liberalism's impact around them, and realizing what they were taught as youth was wrong

  • 10%: a desire to learn the truth, and a dislike for those who mislead

  • 5%: using conservative values to overcome an addiction, and then realizing the benefits of conservative values in many other ways

  • 5%: taking a truthful course in economics, or learning it in the workforce[2]