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Jan212009
Post-Inaugural Shout-out to Conservapedia: HE DIDN'T USE THE KORAN....
Wednesday, January 21, 2009 at 15:33
Our condolences to our favourite on-line encylopedia and guardian against liberal bias, Conservapedia. The 44th President, Barack Hussein Obama, confounded their long-time expectations and did not swear on the Koran yesterday. In fact, he used a Bible. In fact, as television networks reminded us quite often, it was a Bible owned by Abraham Lincoln.
Conservapedia's founder, Andrew Schlafly, gave up on his absolutely-factual account that Obama "could use the Koran" on 23 December. Still, he hasn't given up on bringing the American people the terrible Islamic truth. The site is relying on its accurate prediction that "Obama will use his Muslim middle name when sworn into office" to insist "Obama may be the first Muslim President". After all, "Obama uses the Muslim Pakistani pronunciation for 'Pakistan' rather than the common American one".
Conservapedia also notes, "Elected by claiming he's a Christian, Obama avoided attending church on Christmas and Sundays since Election Day."
Crazy, Wacky Fact: Barack and Michelle Obama went to St. John's Church in Washington yesterday morning for a private service before the Inaugural Ceremony. And, as I type, the President is at the National Prayer Service.
Conservapedia's founder, Andrew Schlafly, gave up on his absolutely-factual account that Obama "could use the Koran" on 23 December. Still, he hasn't given up on bringing the American people the terrible Islamic truth. The site is relying on its accurate prediction that "Obama will use his Muslim middle name when sworn into office" to insist "Obama may be the first Muslim President". After all, "Obama uses the Muslim Pakistani pronunciation for 'Pakistan' rather than the common American one".
Conservapedia also notes, "Elected by claiming he's a Christian, Obama avoided attending church on Christmas and Sundays since Election Day."
Crazy, Wacky Fact: Barack and Michelle Obama went to St. John's Church in Washington yesterday morning for a private service before the Inaugural Ceremony. And, as I type, the President is at the National Prayer Service.