NEWSFLASH: Obama Scales Back "Change" After Visit to Denny's Restaurant

Last week, we passed on a report from our friends at The Onion that President Obama had modified his promise of "Change" to "Relatively Minor Readjustments In Certain Favorable Policy Areas". While Obama's speech in Cairo had revived hopes for his foreign-policy agenda, it appears his domestic hopes have been further dented by an unsettling visit to a Denny's restaurant

(Warning: Report contains strong un-Presidential language):


Obama Drastically Scales Back Goals For America After Visiting Denny's

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[craig smith]

He left "change" on the table!