Video Alert: Obama Does Not Bow to Saudi King

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In a dramatic non-move that will disappoint devoted readers of Conservapedia and the Weekly Standard, the still-not-Muslim President did not kneel down before the very-Muslim King Abdullah of Saudi Arabia. He did say, however, that he was "struck by [Abdullah's] wisdom and his graciousness." Obama, whose middle name is still Hussein, added, "Obviously the United States and Saudi Arabia have a long history of friendship. We have a strategic relationship."