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Monday
Mar152010

Your Super-Special Iran Caption Contest

President Ahmadinejad greets Hassan Firouzabadi, the head of Iran's armed forces and the new Permanent Passive Defense Committee. You supply the caption:

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[singing] "Happy Biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirthday Mister President..."

March 15, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterRev. Magdalen

"Almost there. Just have them print the 'Miss Universe' on it."

March 15, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterMoandor

"I swear on the Imam's grave I tried to find a big enough one. Those evil Greenies have literally cleaned out all the green fabric at the stores!"

or

"Would you like another Kabob?"

or

"I see you have been indulging in free potatoes --- you nitwit those are meant for the Basiji--ahh such a waste I could fit two or three in that sash!!!

or

"God Dammned that thing barely fits you!"

March 15, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterBill

Typo meant to say

“I see you have been indulging in free potatoes--you nitwit those are meant for the Basiji–ahh such a waste I could fit two or three in that sash!!!

March 15, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterBill

"I presume that nice GREEN sash was Mehdi Karroubi's idea of a joke!!! Hurry hurry we have a Zionist in the our midst arrest him!!!

March 15, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterBill

You say just another 5 kilos? I think it is more like 15, Hassan Jan. You look really huge. And what's all that green thingy about?

March 15, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterSir Henry

Firouzabadi to Ahmadinejad: "Mr. President SIR! I would like to report that I have found the missing green stripe from our flag. You may have it back if you wish, but I find that it functions really nicely as a tummy-tucker."

"If you don't get that green ribbon off you now, I'm going to slap you"

March 16, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterJohn Doe

Bacheha, you are perfect -- rofl :-)
There are so many cute captions, that it is really difficult to vote for anyone, but I laughed most at Danial's dialogue... Eating prisoners was too much for my poor stomach ;-)

Thank you, Scott, for offering us such a witty start into the last week of 1388.
(No comment on your caption, because I don't get the meaning, pardon.)

A cartoon for Chaharshanbeh-Suri instead: http://www.roozonline.com/persian/cartoon/cartoon-item/article/2010/march/16//-120a624e2f.html

Arshama

March 16, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterArshama

Song : Bee Gees I Started A Joke:

I started a joke,♫ ♪ which started the whole world
crying,♫
but I ♪ didn't see ♫ that the joke was on me, ♫ oh yeh ♫ ♪♫.
.....

March 16, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterPeace

I swear Mahdi was right there. I swear. Right under where this huge beautiful ripe peach was sitting.

March 16, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterJack

You're all so funny! My favourites: 14, 15, 24, 26

Some Firouzabadi fun you might have missed (these pics are part of a longer exchange between me and Samuel, but are still enjoyable on their own):
http://enduringamerica.com/2010/03/10/iran-at-a-crossroads-scott-lucas-speaks-in-washington/comment-page-1/#comment-30823

March 16, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterCatherine

AN : Oh you naughty boy, you didn't tell me you were going to be a mole in the next green demonstration.

guy in dark suit, looking down : You mustn't forget the green laces.

(Peace - how did you write the music notes ? )

March 19, 2010 | Unregistered Commenterpessimist

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