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Monday
Mar152010

Your Super-Special Iran Caption Contest

President Ahmadinejad greets Hassan Firouzabadi, the head of Iran's armed forces and the new Permanent Passive Defense Committee. You supply the caption:

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AN: You mean you could not find a dark blue Ribbon?!

March 15, 2010 | Unregistered Commentermrzand

"A green ribbon, Mr President? This is really more of an emerald. Perhaps a teal."

March 15, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterMike Dunn

"Hassan, I already told you to disgorge the released prisoners and wrap them with the green ribbon. It's my Norouz gift for Mir-Hossein. Is that so hard to understand?"

Sorry for my silliness... ;)

March 15, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterNemo

Mashallah baba....lose some weight or you will rip my pretty ribbon!

March 15, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterBijan

Ahmadinejad: "HOW many TIMES have I had to tell you, STOP DRESSING UP IN YOUR WIFE'S SCARF!"

Guy in Dark Suit: "Looks like he wrapped it wrong, sir."

Military Guy Looking On (thinking desperately to self, sweaty fists clenched): "DON'T ASK! DON'T TELL! We don't have those in Iran!!! We don't have those in Iran!!!"

(disclaimer: no cross-dressers were intended to be hurt by my feeble attempt at humor :D xoxo-Maria)

March 15, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterMaria Rohaly

" are you already disguised ? it's not Easter, not yet !"

March 15, 2010 | Unregistered Commenterange paris

"They always give the good positions to the fat cats"
"These are the men your children will die for"
"Ahmadinejad: Who ate my burger?"

March 15, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterEhsan

" What a beautiful Easter egg !!!!!!"

March 15, 2010 | Unregistered Commenterange paris

AN: Oh, boy... All I said was that you are a gift to "Emam-e Zamaan".

March 15, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterAsdollahMirza

Sergent Garcia and his commander !

March 15, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterGreen boy

" Don't eat a lot my friend, you are going to explode , I have said "soft war" ! "

March 15, 2010 | Unregistered Commenterange paris

"Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday Mr. Presideeeeent, happy birthday to youuuuuu" (Marylin Monroe-Style)

You fat slob! Why are you wearing the color of our enemies? Are you daring me to kick your fat ass with Karate?

March 15, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterJam

Ahmadinejad: “Hello my skinny friend!”

The Guy in the middle (in dark suit): “So, THIS is where Mahmoud keeps his 63%.”

The clergy in white turban: “Oh, look it is the little and large show.”

The military guy with his hat under his arm: “I wonder who we’re going to be raping tonight...”

Firouzabadi: “It was black when I left home this morning... I tell you Mahmoud, these Greens are everywhere.”

March 15, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterGreeny

Ahmadinejad: "how many times have I told you not to eat the prisoners!?"

Guy in suit: "we'll could tell the public that they have fled the country"

March 15, 2010 | Unregistered Commenterdanial

"I am disguised in " green " as our lobbyists abroad but in fact I am with you " sa majesté " ! "

March 15, 2010 | Unregistered Commenterange paris

"Gosh! International sanctions shure have no effect on you, Hassan"

March 15, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterGloumdalclitch

How can the head of Iran's Armed Forces be so completely and overwhelmingly fat? He wouldn't survive a whole hour out in the battlefield. Nothing makes sense anymore in this country of ours.

March 15, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterDC

"Hassan, you're a living proof that the Easter Egg's embargo imposed on us by the imperialists and the zionists has been circumvented"

March 15, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterGloumdalclitch

AN to General: "Maybe you should eat more green, instead of wearing it!"

March 15, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterHannah

Firouzabadi: "Why yes, Mr President, I am wearing matching underwear."

Man in Blue Suit: "And, sir, it also has a bow."

March 15, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterScott Lucas

Two fellows with the same way of thinking ! Off with you !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

March 15, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterBrigitte Kreisl-Walch

Event: AN visiting his enrichment Uranium and Methane gas Facility

AN: Hajji Firouz, are we there yet?

Haj Haasan to AN: Mr. Pee, as you see I have been staffing all the 30,000 kilograms of 3.5 % enriched Uranium from this end (pointing to his mouth) and pretty soon I will be able to deliver the rods for medical use from this end (pointing to his buttocks).

AN: Doing good Hajji Firouz but do not forget I do not want rods I just say that for the silly 5+1. You need to keep enriching until you can give me and the hidden Imam the 99%. Hidden Imam is tired of hiding and you must help.

Hajji Firouz: Mr. Pee, my rods are really potent and smell so deadly that can make Israeli run to the sea and never come back.

AN: Yes, yes but I want the 99%, trust me I have bigger plans and if you keep enriching the honor of blowing up yourself all the way to the hidden Imam hideout is all yours. Now take off hat sissy green bow, put on the Hajji Firouz costume and shake your fat booty. Norouz is here and I want to sing “Kherso be raghes avardim”, (getting the fat bear to dance).

March 15, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterMegan

Event: AN visiting his enrichment Uranium and Methane gas Facility

AN: Hajji Firouz, are we there yet?

Haj Haasan to AN: Mr. Pee, as you see I have been stuffing all the 30,000 kilograms of 3.5 % enriched Uranium from this end (pointing to his mouth) and pretty soon I will be able to deliver the rods for medical use from this end (pointing to his buttocks).

AN: Doing good Hajji Firouz but do not forget I do not want rods I just say that for the silly 5+1. You need to keep enriching until you can give me and the hidden Imam the 99%. Hidden Imam is tired of hiding and you must help.

Hajji Firouz: Mr. Pee, my rods are really potent and smell so deadly that can make Israeli run to the sea and never come back.

AN: Yes, yes but I want the 99%, trust me I have bigger plans and if you keep enriching the honor of blowing up yourself all the way to the hidden Imam hideout is all yours. Now take off hat sissy green bow, put on the Hajji Firouz costume and shake your fat booty. Norouz is here and I want to sing “Kherso be raghes avardim”, (getting the fat bear to dance).

March 15, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterMegan

AN: "You idiot! Don't you remember I told world media that there was no homosexuals in Iran!!!!"

March 15, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterGloumdalclitch

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