Fact x Importance = News: If Only the New York Times Were Real

Here's the front page of the "New York Times" handed out to commuters on Wednesday:

OK, OK, it's the work of "pranksters" --- the word used by the supposedly-authentic New York Times --- but can't I just hold on for a moment to "The Iraq War Ends" and "Nation Builds Sane Economy" as real?

After all, it's not like the supposedly-authentic New York Times hasn't dabbled in a bit of fake news. (I know, you're way ahead of me.) Which do you prefer: Wednesday's front page or the one by Judith Miller on the Iraqi Weapons of Mass Destruction?